What makes a great piece of toast?

Glasses. That's right, glasses. Mom tried to make toast in her tired stupor and lopped on a schload of what was supposed to be butter. Then, looking, she found that it wasn't butter. She had cottage cheese on toast. Grudingly she ate it and claimed, "it wasn't bad". Ho ho, I say ... fib! Don't eat and sleep at the same time. Porr tired Mom wandered around much of tioday... tired and unsure. Her error made me laugh. Well worth posting. Love you Mom!