Monday, May 05, 2008

Oi, eye, I ...

Lois went to the doctor today about her eye. Aw, fudge ... it degenerated since her January appointment. The doctor there did laser surgery. Lois doesn't remember how many times he fired. After several hours and drops in her eyes, her sight is OK and she is no longer in pain.

I think her middle name is "billable" for all the doctors' trips, EMS visits, etc. She is the Medicare $6 million woman. Look out Lindsey Wagner, here comes Lois! She has supersonic hearing thanks to hearing aids, but lacks the gazelle-like swiftness and elephantine strength of the former tennis player.

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